Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 20:58:49 -0700 From: Roderick Shafton Subject: NASTY TRICK (scat) NASTY TRICK Dale looked up from the television at his houseguest. "What the hell you doin'? You look like you're digging your finger up your ass!" "I...I am!" the guy gasped, lewdly bending his knees and obviously working a digit up the back of his shorts. "I haven't shit in three days and I got a monster turd up there. Those dirty movies really made me hot. Damn thing hurts a little, and it feels good running my finger over it. Must be really big and fat!" "FUCK!" Dale gasped at the guy's horny admission, even being a bit outraged when the fellow winked at him. He didn't know him well. He was a trick who was just staying a couple of days before catching a bus back to Illinois. But he sure was a hot fuck! They'd even played around in the shower--pissing on each other. Seeing the guy brazenly playing around with the turd up his ass, he took a big breath. "Come over here. Lemme stick my finger up there and play with it!" The guy pulled his finger out and walked over to the couch and turned around. He slipped his shorts down in back and bent over. "Yeah, do it. Go ahead, put it up there." Gazing at the hot, spread bottom, Dale stuck his middle finger up the ass and wiggled it in...searching. Very soon, he was touching it. Standing up next to him--for a better angle--Dale wormed it around the turd in a wider circle, he felt its immensity. "Whew, it's really thick! Mmmm, sorta neat playin' with a guy's turd like this. Kinda alright while it's still up your ass, you know?" "Yeah? You dig playin' with my shit? Oooh, nice havin' a guy up there pushin' on my turd. I love nasty stuff like this, man," he breathlessly moaned. "I shit in a man's mouth a few years back. Really turned me on. Freaked me out at first, but he said like it was all just nasty fun. Said he'd sucked a lot of boys' turds. Hell, I was only 16. What did I know? I gave him a real nice one and he let me watch him lick it and jack off!" "Well, this is hot and weird, but I'm not about to do that! This is safe, isn't it? I mean, you're not gonna shit all of a sudden, are you? I wouldn't be ready for that." "Hey, man," he looked over his shoulder, "it's just a turd. All you gotta do is wash your hand, right? That finger feels so good! Come on, let me shit. Let me just shit in your hand. You got shit on your finger, why not just take it then carry it into the bathroom? It's no big deal. Who's to know, right? It'll be wild!" Almost in a whisper, Dale agreed. As the guy bent over more, he was soon obliged to move behind him and use both hands as the longest turd he'd ever seen kept coming from that incredibly stretched asshole! His eyes shot wide open, amazed at the enormous thing he was catching. It was around 10" or 12" long, and very hard and thick. He just gaped at it. As soon as the guy smoothly popped it out, he turned around to see it. That was when the host quickly made for the bathroom, carefully cradling it. "Wait! Hold on. Lemme see it, man. I've never shit a turd that big before. Can't you hold on for a minute?" "I...I guess so," Dale said, holding it away and looking totally flabbergasted. The guy blocked the door, looking at it with some real admiration in his eyes. "Damn! That's one fuckin' healthy turd, ain't it? Looks like I've been holding it for a week! Jeez, don't even stink too much, hunh?" "N-no, not really," Dale muttered, obviously uncom- fortable and very embarrassed. "Hey, man, that don't bother you all that much, does it?" he asked with a twinkle in his eyes. "Dang. That guy I told you about sure would have had a time with this! Lift it up a bit. Higher. Bring that big fucker up here so I can get a good look at it. Never saw a turd up close like this. Really strange. Like it might break into little pebbles any second." "Y-yeah. I think if I squeeze it, it'll fall apart." "Mmmm. I'm getting a boner just thinking about how that dude would wipe his tongue along it. See in the crevices? See how extra sticky it is in there? He liked to dig in and collect that! Hot assjuice, he called it. Wonder what it tastes like?" His eyes were getting glazed. Dale wondered too, but not the same way. He was disgusted at the thought, and wanted to dump it. But after checking out how hard the guy's prick was, that it was leaking precum, and the expression in the fellow's eyes, he got strangely excited again and even raised the turd closer to the guy's face. He was sort of teasing, having an idea of what he really wanted to do...but sure he wouldn't in front of him. "W-would...would he lick that out of there?" Dale whispered. "Taste and swallow it?" "Oh, yeah!" he cried excitedly, not taking his eyes away. "I wasn't this close, but he kept telling me what he was doing and how good it tasted! I was too young to be repulsed, I guess. I thought it was just too exciting seeing a man go crazy over my stinky poop! I never saw him again, but I can't tell you how many times I've jacked off over the years reliving it...thinking of it in different ways..." "Oh? Like you change the story a little?" "Uh, sometimes," he glanced up, nearly blushing. "Gotta change to keep it exciting, hunh? Like maybe... YOU lick it?" The guy's eyes shot up to his in shock, but he said nothing. Dale grinned, continuing. "Or...maybe he shits and you lick?" When the guy's face squinched up, he knew that was wrong. "Better yet, you're there when he has other young boys shitting for him. Maybe two...one for him and one for you?" The guy gulped, slowly nodding in embarrassment. "Go ahead. You might never shit one this big again...at the right moment. Lick it from one end to the other!" Dale blurted, ordering. With a hoarse groan from deep inside, the guy submitted to his own self-induced humiliation and eagerly began to slide his tongue over the incredible length of it and back! Dale's prick rose up stiff instantly! Not because licking shit interested him, but because of the way the guy was obviously releasing long pent-up desires to do this. He was sure the trick had never done it before, probably because his fantasy required an audience. After all, he'd manipulated this whole thing, hadn't he? "Here," he said, gingerly dropping the thing into his hands, "you take it. Taste that hot shit like you've always wanted to. I'll get down and blow you." "OH, FUCK...YEAH! THANKS, MAN, THANKS! I ALWAYS DID WANT TO! MY OWN SHIT AND IT TASTES GREAT!" He spread his legs wider, losing all inhibitions and jutting his crotch into the guy's face. Why was Dale going along with this obscene perversion? Because he wasn't the one licking shit...and because he knew that cock was going to blast the biggest fuckin' load of its life! He was finally going to get an explosion that would blow the back of his neck off! Just the way he'd always fantasized a large cock doing. All his cocksucking life he'd wanted to suck one that spewed so much jizz he'd nearly choke! He'd never choked. He was too good right from his first prick. But now he was squatting before one that was throbbing and jerking so hard he had to grab it to get it in his mouth. He sucked in the sticky, bloated knob, and tasted the heady juice. Then he started bobbing his head back and forth--deep-throating that fucker. He knew it wouldn't be long and he wanted to give the guy the best blowjob of his life while he satisfied his filthy desires! He felt guilty at letting things go so far, and certainly didn't want to make the guy feel any worse than he probably would after it's all over. It was part his fault. He'd played with the guy's turd first. Also--he had to admit--the sounds of the guy loudly slobbering all over his pound of self-made shit was devilishly adding to his own sense of frenzy. By closing his legs, he managed to work his hard prick between them and squish it between his thighs. Juice was spewing out, making it slippery and thrilling. And when the guy let out a loud, muffled cry that sounded like he had that turd stuffed in his mouth, he shot streams of jizz all over his legs while that hoped-for explosion took place in his mouth. Gallons of creamy, delicious sperm filled his mouth over and over. He almost choked. He didn't. He gulped it down...all three times that his mouth was filled to near overflowing. The prick in his mouth just kept pumping it out. But soon the guy's legs began faltering. Gushes of cum were running down his own legs--making a huge puddle! Though shit-induced, it was the orgasm of their lives! No wonder they weren't all that ashamed afterward. With lingering excitement in his eyes, the shit-licker answered questions about his thrilling experience. Nothing that felt that good could make him embarrassed. He even brazenly suggested that he'd love to try licking Dale's turd to see if it produced the same sparks. It did the next morning! Comments appreciated...please mention story name. bawdypen@hotmail.com